Had Written This Piece Which Got Super Controversial And Now Rewriting It Here

Wow, you guys will click on anything. Even if the title said “Don’t click this, Trump might launch nukes if you do”, wouldn’t y’all?

Anyway, now that you’re here, there are a few things I want to highlight:

*clears throat*

1. Nutella sucks. It’s what liquid poop looks like.
2. F.R.I.E.N.D.S is the worst TV show ever. Y’all just like it because your friends think it’s cool to and their friends and so on. It’s not funny, watch it with a straight face the way it’s supposed to be watched.
3. The smell of new books is basically just the smell of the printer that it came out of.
4. Uttapams are cool. Not pancakes.
5. Radiohead is basically that Sagittarius who got famous by luck and now your friends think they’re cool. They’re a mediocre one time listen tbh.

Lastly, the milk goes in first, then the cereal.

Thank you.